I am not a femboi I am a Themboi 😎
If I was water would y’all drink me 🥺👉👈✨
Finally, the secrets to Boner, unlocked…
wish when I said ✨ dick ✨ out loud it had sparkles around it
Why do they call them thirst traps I feel the opposite of trapped right now girl butt is liberating ✨💛
My Gemder: become Smoothed 🥺😂
Listen I have, like, Lego shoulders
If one of y’all gets into a tub you can recreate the meme of bart Simpson
ur time is up once I become Bone Wizard Level 20, primary spell ‘Steal Thy Bones’ xD
I feel like skateboarding would dislocate my entire ass body
Why did I read this as ‘I’m racking my rack’ 🫠🙃
Everything on Twitter makes me feel like a freak among fuckers Everything on Tumblr makes me feel like a freak among freaks
Pray for my destruction it’s the only way ur getting rid of me
Mother Nature edging right now
God did not make a mistake when She now started giving me some rocking boobas
“God forbid women make noises” - Boh, 2023, in my head
I think they should let him say “fuck you, crash bandicoot”, just once…
“My name is Shuffle. I was *born* for this sport… but there’s one big problem. I’m absolute *horseshit* at it…”
‘I’m walkin’ here, I’m walkin’ here, which of you big palookas is gonna suck my dick?!’
The classic phrase “if it happens at hungry howie’s, did it actually happen?…”
My voice too high pitched for smoker voice so enjoy transfemme Solid Snake
Baby, I can be your Good Garfield, or I can be your Evil Garfield
am coming out of the closet. I *am* Politics 😔
Going from a Mickey D’s to a Mickey’s F- 😔
as they say, This Pussy.
Anyone have any hot, sexy ideas on how to avoid a nervous breakdown at work?
It’s all come full circle. *I* am the gay sexy clown now
Organization 13 but we’re all sluts making out and also we’re all Xehanort 😏
Dam girl your bobulates xD
Boyfail our way into trans femme 👌
Chef Boyardick
Age is not a prerequisite to being a kitty
I love that in being nonbinary I have Brought Forth Bisexual Unto Thee XD like “sorry babe straight was a concept invented by the Jedi 🤷”
Every review is like a snapshot of my autism crystallized in a moment of time
New Skill Tree unlocked!: ✨Crying Very Hard A Lot✨
Can somebody please tell me which damn chipotle before I start communing with the sea serpents
I’m gonna make it Girl Cunt Saturday if it kills me 🔥🔥
Riddle me this, Batman: if the pickles are so good to trans women, why are they SO DAMN HARD TO OPEN 😭😭🔥🔥🔥🥲🥲🥲
Get ye gender plundered
I am tuckered out. Consider my tuckers: Out.
Me when I get the sandwich shop parking lot wedding call that a sub way 👉👉